Texts from last night

It's been a while since my last blog post and I can blame that on having way too good a time over Easter! All our Wicked depots were under the pump over the Easter break - many of our customer's who picked up vans were heading to a variety of festivals over the break and we hope you all had an amazing experience!

A feature of our Wicked Campers Facebook page is the 'Wicked one-liner of the day'. It has a pretty regular following, with fans writing in and showing their appreciation/loathing for various slogans we host on the site. I usually gather quotes from vans I see parked around town; or from quotes provided by Mrs Wicked, or mates at the office. Yesterday I couldn't find a suitable quote so I asked around the office and Ross showed us a website called 'Texts from Last Night'. This site is a gold-mine of quotes - all pretty much related to sex, drugs and alcohol - and all texts which have actually been sent. Some would be perfect on our vans; other's not so much.... here are some of my favourites:

I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.

Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.

Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't f*ck around.

A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

As an update to my previous post It's been two weeks since we started the Virginity competition, and our winning entries have been published online, you can view them here.