Customer pick-ups?

Wicked Campers is no ordinary organisation – as a fun, laidback company there are no set rules on how to talk/engage with customers; as long as the customer leaves the exchange happily.

Here’s an example of one Brisbane ROADTRIP PLANNER’s chats with a customer. So if you’re bored and want to exchange a bit of banter, give her a call on 1800 24 68 69. Warning – she may try sell you a campervan too!

(disclaimer: names have been changed to hide identities)

Conversations between ROADTRIP PLANNER and WICKED CUSTOMER

ROADTRIP PLANNER wrote:

This is my email address if you have anymore queries – save yourself a massive phone bill. And it also allows me a reply of more than 300 characters! So we can like chat…and share life stories…plot world domination and shit. Miss you already haha. ROADTRIP PLANNER


From: WICKED CUSTOMER

Cheers, you’re a star :) Im off to bed though. I sent the info onto the boys and hope to get this sorted out asap, as I dont want to think about it anymore...my head is beginning to hurt.

Anyway ROADTRIP PLANNER, really appreciate your help. It’s fun to talk to ya :) hahahaha. I hope all the Oz girls are as fun as you :)

Take care and enjoy your Friday (almost the weekend!!!!)

ROADTRIP PLANNER wrote:

No need for stress, just make an executive decision on this one…just BOOK IT…There’s only one van, just grab it.

And no, not all Oz girls are fun. The government, actually Ruddy himself, employs me to infiltrate the tourism industry and be bubbly, charming and downright hilarious so as to create the illusion of a fun nation. In fact, you guys probably shouldn’t even bother with Aussie girls at all while you’re over here.

Just kidding, you’ll have a blast! Book the damn van!
Goodnight!!

Kind Regards, ROADTRIP PLANNER.


The WICKED CUSTOMER will be dropping his van off in Brisbane. Will sparks fly when he visits the ROADTRIP PLANNER? Will he return his van naked? Stay posted for all the Wicked details!